Now I understand where the whinging is coming from. Think I'd better answer your points in order:
1. The Garry Stevens Transport Company, as you well know, is not called keep on trucking uk ( that was Eddie Kendricks or was it Eddie Stobbard) no, Garry's Company is of course called Garrry Stevens Have it Tonight - Trucking Company, and whilst is radiates a sense of urgency it is also unfortunate as to the anacronym.
2. The ladies may be prone but they do not need reviving. Although I have notices one or two tend to become dehydrated.
3. The Issue of underwear, is of course, thorny ( no jokes please) Am I to assume that Crazy Tracey has already found some of the said items and this is a pathetic attempt to "lay off" the blame ? well it will not work ...as you well know none of my entourage wear underwear !
Lsstly. as far as I know none of the ladies have needed to break into the studio having been "escorted into the premesis" by the said Mr Stevens and several other of the RNI higherarchy including (I am lead to believe) that nice Mr Mason...who matron says has eyes too close together for his own good.
I can only hope you have managed to keep all this sordidness from Big Jim ...you know what he is like