Now I have a problem.....far be it from me to discourage ladies ( young or old) from swooning but as everyone knows I am far too much of a gentleman to leave them lying around on the studio floor ....I am afraid Mr St John that the ladies in question must have been placed there by your good self ...for what reason I can only hazard to guess and you are obviously intent on using me to provide you with an alibi ( which I am of course quite prepared to do for the usual fee) ..Perhaps we should have a new sign in the studio ..something along the lines of: Please remove all swooners and leave the studio as you found it !