That is easy for you to say, but hard for me to read, as I don't count, or spell to well either! Mr. Scott's solution may be a good idea and we could use 'The Garry Stevens Transport Company (Keep on Trucking UK) Ltd., to move these prone ladies over to him to revive and return to their rightful owners and keepers.
I do have another small request though. Could you ensure please that when ladies have broken into the studio while you are broadcasting, and removed their underwear, that they have that loaded into Mr. Stevens’ vehicle as well as there is nothing more likely to drop me in the smelly sticky stuff than a couple of bras and the odd pair of knickers on the floor when Crazy Tracey, the cleaner comes in at about 5.45 to clean up for Big Jim.
Thanks.