Hi there pop pickers! Coming to you on two forty metres, this is Rrrrraaaadio Neptune!

Boing! Boing!

And now it's time for an Undertones classic! This one's dedicated to little Merv, way up there in sunny Falkirk!

'He'd stay awake at night
Lying in his bed
No one ever listened
To a single word, he said

Jimmy, Jimmy
Jimmy, Jimmy ooh
Jimmy, Jimmy
Poor little Jimmy wouldn't let go'

Sing along, Merv! Let's ROCK!

Next up - the Neptune Agony Phone In!

Ring! Ring!

Good morning, caller. What's that? You've written a book review on Amazon and it's been taken down? Twice? That's you Merv, isn't it?

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