I have a funny glass slipper story…
My friend from college was getting married and I was a bridesmaid. She really wanted glass slippers under her wedding dress 😳. Of course glass isn’t really an option but she found these clear acrylic shoes that had glitter. (Yes yes this was a grown ass adult, but she was seeking the fantasy). We are all in the bridal room getting ready and she’s already complaining about how uncomfortable they are, umm girl they’re hard plastic with literally no give. Shes limping by the time the reception begins but still refuses to switch. But what finally did her in was the massive amount of sweat these shoes causes and RETAINED! OMG she was sloshing in sweat. She was forced to give them up and we were laughing so hard we were crying. It was the most disgusting thing you can imagine. Her comment, this isn’t very Cinderella like.
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What have I got? I got no snacks and I got no respect.
Travis-age 6

