Yesterday, a Minor Public Servant decided that a famous Royal Model shoud not be allowed on board an aircraft flying to the USA because she might have been concealing a banned substance. The mail (sic) official had stripped the model to her under-pinnings but his X-ray machine was uncertain as to what was lurking underneath, so he arrested Queen Mary II and returned her to her last recorded residence of Antics Warehouse. The Queen was accompanied by a letter of apology which stated it was illegal to fly any item too dense to permit examination and suggested that Antics should try shipping the item to America. Enjoy the irony and leave the lead-free pewter to Parcel Farce or Evri other carrier except Royal Male.
Message Thread Queen Turned Off Transatlantic Flight - Roger Dawson January 11, 2025, 14:47:42
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