With Americans getting fatter and more slovenly by the day we're happy that we got the opportunity to cash in on the Fat Guys in the Gym Demographic through this charade.
Your idea of card girls wrapped in duct tape like mummies sounds great and hopefully we can work with Inzer on creating the first mass produced duct tape bench suit.
Until then, keep up the good work.
Acme Duct Tape Corporation
P.S. Duct Tape is also great for holding down those man boobs and for acting like a girdle (if you shave your belt covering gut first.) Just a suggestion.
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