Posted by Lets begin on November 2, 2009, 1:15 pm

1. Everyone uses shaved bats , even if u hit .250 on the weekends. 2.Its better to be drunk than lucky when playing 3.Middles OPEN, esp on this board 4. League ball championships are serious bizness 5. everything on this board is Legit!

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Posted by keith on November 2, 2009, 2:32 pm, in reply to "100 things we learned from this year's season...Go"

if you play in tournaments you must be a great player and that allows you to talk shit about everyone else

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Posted by Playin Ball.... on November 2, 2009, 3:14 pm, in reply to "Re: 100 things we learned from this year's season...Go"

If you have success people will $hit-talk you.....if you dont they'll say you suck!

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Posted by E player on November 2, 2009, 3:21 pm, in reply to "100 things we learned from this year's season...Go"

If you play E you blow and need to move up - if you move up to D you are not good enough to play.

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Posted by the truth hurts on November 2, 2009, 3:46 pm, in reply to "Re: 100 things we learned from this year's season...Go"

working out helps u go deep in E All non tourney players are garbage and shouldnt even be able to read/post on the board cause they talk about league championships They dont do a damn thing to ppl who use shaved sticks hitting middle is uber macho

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Posted by observer on November 2, 2009, 4:09 pm, in reply to "Re: 100 things we learned from this year's season...Go"

usssa needs to do some thing about the shaved bats and all the moving of players up and down and umpires should be rated for tournaments --and not let things get out of hand --it starts at the top and players should not hide on mush board with comments

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Posted by Correction on November 2, 2009, 4:15 pm, in reply to "Re: 100 things we learned from this year's season...Go"

If you Play in E or D tournaments your allowed to talk shit to everyone.

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Posted by fact on November 2, 2009, 4:26 pm, in reply to "Re: 100 things we learned from this year's season...Go"

With the 40 core 325 compression ball used this year defense became even more important

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Posted by Me Player Truth on November 2, 2009, 5:08 pm, in reply to "100 things we learned from this year's season...Go"

If the team I am playing on places 1st, 2nd, or 3rd, I don't care as long as I make the "All- Tournament Team." lol.

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Posted by Server on November 2, 2009, 5:12 pm, in reply to "100 things we learned from this year's season...Go"

1. We learned that most players cheat whether it be shaved bats, juicing, lying, stealing, etc... 2. That middle is part of the field that is ok to hit at! 3. That puzzies who don't pitch don't understand what it's like seeing your life flash before your eyes. 4. That most ball players are alcoholics who make bad decisions! 5. There are a ton of computer tough guys! 6. Inflated ego's are a surplus in the softball community and most have little penis-itis syndrome! 7. It is not a free speech country. 8. Cry babies are ruining the game! 9. There are too many drunk umps with inflated egos! 10. See the first 9

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Posted by diggn balls on November 2, 2009, 5:16 pm, in reply to "Re: 100 things we learned from this year's season...Go"

Winning the game is only winning the battle, but winning the arguement on the board is winning the war.

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Posted by diggn balls on November 2, 2009, 5:18 pm, in reply to "Re: 100 things we learned from this year's season...Go"

you better spell everyword right on here or the anonymous tough guy who is losing the argument will call you a re tard and thus u lose cause you didnt care enough in the first place to spell every word correctly

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Posted by Ball smacker 88' on November 2, 2009, 5:20 pm, in reply to "Re: 100 things we learned from this year's season...Go"

dont argue with an idiot they will brang you down to thier level and beat you with thier expierence

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Posted by your mom on November 2, 2009, 5:51 pm, in reply to "Re: 100 things we learned from this year's season...Go"

1. That "d player" and "e player" are the toughest guys.....um, on this board. 2. If you're a known player, and you should have been rung up on strike 2, the umpire will not call it. 3. That if you play for DO, then its ok to DO things like capitalize DO in words like DOn't, hell, you can even DO it with words like DOor, DOll, DOck, DOme, or DOpe. Personally, i think its STUPID. 4. ALOT of people on this board should start their own tournament team because they all seem to be experts on whos doing what wrong.

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Posted by BK on November 2, 2009, 5:58 pm, in reply to "Re: 100 things we learned from this year's season...Go"

That was the best post Yet DO, DOnt, DOer!! I love it

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Posted by Sooooooo True on November 2, 2009, 6:14 pm, in reply to "Re: 100 things we learned from this year's season...Go"

That is an understatement. I know that is true, seen it happen many a time. LOL

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Posted by your mom on November 2, 2009, 6:16 pm, in reply to "Re: 100 things we learned from this year's season...Go"

HAHA, i really wasnt trying to be an ass BK, i was just trying to get a laugh out of people...

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Posted by Bushie on November 2, 2009, 8:14 pm, in reply to "100 things we learned from this year's season...Go"

1) What one man can create; Another man can alter. 2) Rules are for the weak(so,also,is mercy) 3) Umpires are always correct(no exceptions) 4) Organizing a tournament is actually kind of hard 5) All 'suggestions' for U-Trip higher ups go directly to the recycling bin. 6) Anonymous is the only way to post(any where on the net!) 7) D/E should be envied-yes envied- they have THE HOTTEST GIRLS. No matter how bad they suck(hats off there gentlemen) 8) Right now as you read this ,Freak Show, is currently writing something he will post, that will make you hate this country's leaders(and I couldn't thank him enough) 9) There is no such person as, EMS. 'He' is a clever program written by MIT grads in some terrible social experiment designed to encourage softball players to buy more of Tarzes' gear.(and it's going swimmingly) 10)Plenty of 'upper' level players started playing in E/D. They should remember that when they talk to lower players.

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Posted by fan on November 2, 2009, 8:19 pm, in reply to "Re: 100 things we learned from this year's season...Go"

Villains were every where this year even if the thread had nothing to do with them Dallas (Villain #00) became a mushboard Icon You cant have an opinion on this board without atleast one person calling you out Softball players are very creative in creating their handle A lot of people are way to serious/sensative about insignificant matters You can use shaved bats in tournaments but whatever you do don't tap 2 legit bats together because they will be confiscated for being altered...Yes it happened

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Posted by Ball handler supreme on November 2, 2009, 8:34 pm, in reply to "Re: 100 things we learned from this year's season...Go"

63. Letting a pop fly in the infield frop to turn 2 is pro 64. AH's are the true athletes 65. Softball sluts put out in the bathrooms 66. Make sure no one is gonna sucker punch you in the bathroom while your takin a piss 67. use spellcheck on this board 68. umpires are biased drunks who show favoritism 69. you have to pay double the ump fee for a playoff game eventhough 2 umps still cant get a call right 70. fast left-handed batters are cheaters 71. ppl who are the drunkest somehow turn into monsters at the plate crushing everything 72. qouting movies for anyplay made is just the way 73. Dave Tack isnt going to win the coach of the year award yet again 74. D and E players use this board to tear everyone apart

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Posted by ITK3 on November 2, 2009, 9:03 pm, in reply to "Re: 100 things we learned from this year's season...Go"

One thing that I have learned this season…give props to those that sponsor our teams. BK, EMS, Howey, Traz, and others. As the economy is sh!t, they are sponsoring teams for us to play on. I had the luxury of playing for a team under DO, from the uniforms, hats, and clothing….thanks BK and EMS…you guys are a class act. Keep DOing what you are DOing. ITK3 [img]http://C:\Users\Technology Support\Desktop\MTDOLEAGUELINEUP[1][/img]

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Posted by EMS 14 on November 3, 2009, 7:23 am, in reply to "Re: 100 things we learned from this year's season...Go"

Bushie i'm real lol! we played together in the draft tourney....although I was kind of a machine that day!

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Posted by Shit on November 3, 2009, 7:32 am, in reply to "Re: 100 things we learned from this year's season...Go"

1. I get up and go to work each day. 2. i take a dump about 8:30am everyday. 3. i smoke dope when I take the dog out at night. 4. who am I?

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Posted by BK on November 3, 2009, 7:55 am, in reply to "Re: 100 things we learned from this year's season...Go"

Bushie you are the best of all time the show can't step to your writing skills!!! The show yes very smart but boring!! The bush man makes me laugh like no other but the writing skills are unmatched. Bush for USSSA president!! Or fuk it BUSH just start a new league and I will follow!

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Posted by Shit on November 3, 2009, 8:33 am, in reply to "Re: 100 things we learned from this year's season...Go"

Starting a new league would take work. Bush dont like work...

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Posted by #65 on November 3, 2009, 9:34 am, in reply to "Re: 100 things we learned from this year's season...Go"

I do not want to bash anyone and I do not want to leave my name but the honest gods truth is this is right. Good call. Softball groupies are the best. Thank you ladies for all your hardwork in 2009. We all look forward to a promising 2010.

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Posted by I endorse this message on November 3, 2009, 12:44 pm, in reply to "Re: 100 things we learned from this year's season...Go"

You might not call it work ,but what Luna and I do to keep this nation safe is actually kinda hard, as recent military cut-backs have forced us to be creative. Anticipating, and accepting, your warmest thank you for keeping the Nation safe at all costs, -Bushie

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Posted by your mom on November 3, 2009, 9:11 pm, in reply to "Re: 100 things we learned from this year's season...Go"

No disrespect to you EMS...I learned that this board is the shitter, Because all i ever see is assholes on here. Someone posts something just to get a topic going, just for fun so this board isnt boring and then you have an asshole commenting on it. Its kind of ridiculous.

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Posted by Like you on November 3, 2009, 9:22 pm, in reply to "Re: 100 things we learned from this year's season...Go"

Yeah.... You speak about yourself! Don't like it GET OFF!

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Posted by Damn thats a phat ass on November 4, 2009, 11:56 am, in reply to "Re: 100 things we learned from this year's season...Go"

Co ed rec has the hottest chicks the better u are as a girl usually the less likely ur BMI is in normal range I like beer alot!! The most useful of all skills in softball is the shit talk

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Posted by Most of the chumps on November 4, 2009, 12:05 pm, in reply to "Re: 100 things we learned from this year's season...Go"

talking shit can't back it up... only a handful that can.

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Posted by Emilio on November 4, 2009, 11:29 pm, in reply to "Re: 100 things we learned from this year's season...Go"

The Villians took the E circuit by storm and pirated the F outta this board with loveable characters such as Villians #00 and his partner in crime Villians #13, God glad thats over

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Posted by zzzzzzz on November 5, 2009, 6:22 am, in reply to "Re: 100 things we learned from this year's season...Go"

Im dont know what to say.

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