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Posted by Virginia
on October 30, 2009, 10:45 am, in reply to "Re: Options?"
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Could we do it the following Saturday at 10am? If so, this would work out really well for me, and I could be the GOOD GRANDMOTHER, escorting my grateful wide-eyed grandchild on an autumn adventure to the blessed Pumpkin Patch!
"Look Gubby, a Llama!"
(Rolls his eyes - "Yeah, I've been him 100 times Gramma.")
"Look Gub, Shetland Ponies!"
(More eye rolling - "They're mean and they stink, Gramma. Oh, now I'm getting my Nikes dirty!")
"Look Gub, fresh carmal apples, corn on the cob, a hay ride, why when I was a kid......"
(Eyes now rolling fully into the back of his head, followed by "Can't we just go home and play Nintendo? There's a McDonalds on the way.")
By the way, is Alyssa reading this? Does she know what you did to her Halloween Candy? How you deprived her of the wonderful mix of rancid nuts, fake caramel, and high fructose corn syrup, with the potential for psychedelic drugs and razor blades that all children in this country are entitled to? Didn't she get suspicious when the whole bag contained the same 3 candies? Where was the candy cigarettes? The teeth-breaking Tootsie Roll Pops? The baby Bit-O-Honey's and stale salt water taffy that will tear your fillings right out of your head? Shame on you, Sherri.
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