Posted by Deputy George
on June 23, 2012, 8:58 am
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
you would have $49.00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would
have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer,
then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg. 
And, as a bonus...
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study
found that, on average, Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year.That means that
the average American gets about
41 miles to the gallon! 
Makes you damn proud to be an American!!
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