Posted by Coach Patterson on 5/12/2009, 5:04 pm, in reply to "NO CHANCE!"
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You're correct! We have no chance at beating you because we're not going to beat you with chance. We're going to beat you with skill, dexterity, manliness, homoerotic literature, toys from the Love Shack on Route 37 (great sponsor idea here) and traces of peanuts on the field. WITH THE SHELLS ON! We've got a 60 year old Puerto Rican on our side? What do you have? BRING IT!
Better fuel up at the Waffle House before you drive all the way up here. I'd suggest a chocolate chip waffle with blueberries, since you'll be black and blue all day long. I hope you bring that stellar offense you brought when we first saw you. It was the best show on turf.
And we WILL tell the fans to stay home, since WE DON'T GET ANY FANS ANYWAY! So there.
We smell blood in the water, and bad news for you, IT'S OUR OWN BLOOD. Never mess with a desperate and injured shark. Call the Baywatch babes to save you and God Bless America. Throw the Saint down the well, Borat...here I come.
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