Posted by Asa on August 28, 2009, 9:21 pm, in reply to "You now have a title"
207.200.116.134
Thank you Barney.
As the new snack czar I propose all snack companies will meet new nutritional standards I have established or will be subject to a 100% federal tax.
Those standards are as follows.
0 calories
0 fat
0 flavor
0 sugar
0 caffiene
0 mono fats
0 poly fats
0 saturated fats
0 texture
0 packaging
0 greenhouse gasses due to manufacturing
0 appeal of any kind (will help reduce demand)
0 profit to producer
0 profit to supplier
0 profit to seller
0 profit to grocer
100% profit to Government in taxes and other fees
Any questions? Tough. To bad. You fat cats have had it to good to long. You evil owners of businesses will now share your wealth with the deserved poor. You have taken advantage of them for to damn long. And now you must pay.
So shut up and take it with a smile!
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